Kids say the darnedest things. The little boy saw a picture of John McCain on my computer this morning:

"Dad! That's the guy who was on my sticker in Texas!"

"You had a sticker with John McCain on it?"

"Yeah."

(Pause.)

"Who's he?"

"He wants to be president. We don't like him. He's mean."

"Why is he mean?"

"Well, he yells at people and wants to start wars. And if you're not careful, he might eat you."

"Oh. I don't want him to keep being president. I don't like mean people!"

"He's not the president. He wants to be the president."

"Oh. Still."

(Pause.)

"Who's the president?"

"George Bush."

"He's mean too!"